On Air with Ryan Seacrest 2010-08-23
Kathy Griffin
Ryan has realised that Kathy Griffin’s obsessive talking and tweeting about him is a sign that she has a crush on him! He’s a sweet guy, so he’s sensitive to her feelings:
Kathy called in to tell Ryan in detail just how bad his win had made her feel.
Sherry Argov
Ryan spoke to Sherry about Why Men Marry Bitches (or bees, there was some confusion) and told her that he tells girls he’s gay on the first date, inviting them to change him. Obviously Ryan was joking (who’d believe him anyway!) but Sherry didn’t sound too sure about it!
7 ways women judge men
Ellen’s homework this week was on the topic of judges … not the ones the world is waiting to hear about, sadly, but still interesting. Part way through, Ryan showed Ellen what a good little boy scout he is.
Good samaritan
Ryan said several times during the morning that Ellen had a tan, and eventually we heard that there was a very good reason for her being out in the sun. Her car had needed oil, and her husband had put it in the wrong hole. Ryan checked that wasn’t a euphemism for anything else before letting Ellen continue. They were taking their son to his game but the car started shuddering and they had to pull over. Luckily for their son, a good samaritan stepped in to help. Some people really do go above and beyond what you could wish for, never mind expect.
Ryan is afraid of eggs
HelenaMaria
Ryan had twins HelenaMaria in to perform their popular Eminem and Rihanna cover after watching their YouTube video.
Ryanalysis
I don’t have kids. I don’t want kids. I don’t have a maternal cell in my body. But I’m fairly sure that if I were six months pregnant and concerned about breastfeeding, I wouldn’t think to myself … hmmmm I know, I’ll call Ryan Seacrest. Ryan showed interest in the subject of breasts but wisely left the actual advice to Ellen.
