On Air with Ryan Seacrest 2010-02-04
Sarah Silverman
Sounds like Ryan has a little crush on Sarah Silverman! They talked about budget cuts delaying the return of Sarah’s show and whether the humour is dumb or relatable. Sarah told a funny story about being papped then finding out they were actually waiting for Britney Spears. Ryan said he’d had that too when people were waiting for Justin Bieber.
Channing Tatum
Channing told Ryan about his movie Dear John, which is released tomorrow.
Giuliana Rancic
After having a story in the Enquirer flagged up by Dennis, Ryan called Giuliana to tell her that the tin foil dress she wore at the Golden Globes had damaged the cameras because it was so reflective it was as if the camera was looking into the sun. Giuliana smelled BS so Ryan called upon Brian the engineer to explain. Brian told Giuliana that he’d lost about 50% of the pixels on his ccd because of her mylar dress, then Ryan added that it killed the Asia E! downlink too…
Ryan’s top Super Bowl tips
Ryan said Super Bowl parties are a great place for single women to pull so he put a few notes together last night while he was watching Idol to help them out. Don’t say you only care about the commercials, even if you do. If you want some safe terms, Johnson, Jackson and Washington are safe bets for names. Shouting “what the hell!” or “open your eyes, ref!” always work, and Ryan explained that for pre game think red carpet and for half time think intermission and the running back is the guy holding the ball when the TV screen shows a shot of Kim Kardashian.
Ryanalysis
Ryan took a call from a girl who had told her boyfriend not to get her anything for Valentine’s Day and was worried that he’d actually do that. That’s just ridiculous! I sincerely hope the boyfriend takes her at her word.
The Power of the Universe
Ryan was talking about the wolf moon and ice moon and said that Mercury is in retrograde again. Ryan doesn’t know what that means. He ought to try listening to his own show, because he’s already had that conversation. Apparently the people most affected by the evil machinations of the universe this time are orators, communicators, critics, gossips, spin doctors, travellers, tricksters and thieves. Ellen pointed out that Ryan’s screwed because he has a job in almost each category!
Ryan’s Roses
Today’s caller had found some photos of her fiance with another woman on Facebook. When it came to giving permission to make the call she hesitated and Ryan advised her to talk to the guy first. She decided to go ahead, and the fiance sent the roses to the other girl. Of course, they’re just friends and by some coincidence it was the other girl’s birthday. Nobody was convinced.
