On Air with Ryan Seacrest 2010-01-21
Ludacris
Ryan and Ludacris peed together the other night. After talking about that, Ryan wanted to know why How Low sounds like The Chipmunks.
Snookie and The Situation
Snookie likes guys who are into themselves because she’s into herself and Mike told Ryan he’s ripped the whole time and can eat what he likes. Ryan asked Mike if he was an exotic dancer. He replied that they have pictures, so he can’t deny it. Snookie and Mike are just friends, but they sometimes forget that and hook up. Ellen said that doesn’t happen with her and Ryan, and Ryan said it doesn’t happen with him and Ellen Degeneres either! They talked about a kerfuffle at an airport so Ryan gave them advice on what to do when they’re asked to board a plane ahead of other passengers. Ryan said after this interview that they’re not nearly as obnoxious as he thought, then got distracted by a Chick-fil-A cup.
Harvey Levin
Harvey’s the man in the know about Conan. Conan is getting a $32.5 million payoff even if he gets another gig straight away. Ryan asked how pissed off he is … very, according to Harvey.
Ryan’s plumbing sucks
Ryan’s not having much luck with his water in the cold weather … today he complained of holes in the ceiling, dripping onto his TVs, and having no hot water again. Poor thing had to take a cold shower this morning, and told Ellen she was lucky he didn’t come over in his slippers and with his toiletry bag. A cold shower when you’re getting up at 4am really doesn’t sound much fun. On the plus side, he said that when the weather gets warm he’s going to walk around all day without his shirt off … sadly for us, just in his house. He should twitpic that.
Mark Thompson
Ryan and Mark each thought they were the most depressed about the bad weather. Ryan said the weather is like the East Coast and it’s making him sick.
They also talked about pocket squares and whether it’s better to have a straight one or with peaks. Ryan thinks the peaks say “I’m yesterday”.
Ryan’s Roses
Tiffany’s husband of two years has changed. He comes home and sits in front of the TV and doesn’t take her out without prompting. She feels as though he’s lost interest in her altogether and says the sex isn’t spectacular. Ryan thought it was a syndrome called being married. They did the roses call and the guy sent the roses to his mom, who needs a little cheering up after losing her husband. Tiffany doesn’t approve and wants to know why he’s sending roses to his mom instead of her. If she has to even ask that question, the answer is pretty clear to everyone else.
People seeing red over green issues
Apparently therapists are seeing an increase in bickering over environmental issues.
Mirrors
Ryan tells Ellen his house has no mirrors … but has seen Reggie Bush naked.
American Idol
American Idol is back on TV and Ryan is recording voiceovers for the audition episodes, but it seems he’s getting a little confused…
Ryan said that Katy Perry is on next week’s show from LA auditions, and she and Kara DioGuardi did not get along. Claws. Fabulous!
