On Air with Ryan Seacrest 2009-10-27

Someone’s taking the Michael

Ryan called Roger from security to ask him if he’d found ‘it’ (just randomly continuing a conversation from yesterday) and asked him if he knew who was on the show today. After a couple of clues Roger guessed Michael Jackson (even conspiracy theorists would have to think that one unlikely!) but it’s Michael Bublé. Roger didn’t seem to know who he is so Ryan called his mom who said Michael could look like Ryan’s brother. Ryan didn’t sound like he was convinced! I’m not either … Michael’s very cute, but he’s nowhere near as attractive as Ryan! I’d much rather listen to Ryan sing too — and I say that with complete sincerity … Ryan’s singing is very entertaining!

Unfaithful husband

Ryan took calls and read out a few email responses to yesterday’s call from a woman who’s been married 19 years and just found out her husband has been having affairs with men for the last 7 years. I don’t see it makes a difference whether he’s been cheating with men or women… point is, he’s been cheating. And not sharing his toys.

Where did Ryan go?

This was a confusing show … it sounded like Ryan was there early in the show. He said that Maria Shriver and Michael Bublé were coming up, and said there might be a New Moon reading. But all that happened was a bunch of repeats. Where is he? Did he get kidnapped? Is the stream broken? Did Ryan’s shirt change (coffee spill) necessitate a three-hour shopping trip? Is he stuck in the bathroom again, wondering how to open the door without touching the handle? It looks like Michael Bublé is tomorrow now, along with Lady Gaga and Kenny Ortega.

Hallowe’en

Ryan’s now thinking of being a bouncer for Hallowe’en. He’s had so many different ideas now, he’ll probably end up going as himself! I think he should follow Adam Lambert’s lead and go as a glampire.