Beckham's panties (audio)

We know Ryan loves a bit of Beckham … and his latest commercial seems to have made an impression!

Ryan was admiring David’s perfectly-cut white underwear, and his tattoos. He needs some. Tattoos, we think, though you do have to wonder listening to him …

Poor Ryan. We understand. While he’s stuffing himself with chicken wings and nana’s 9-layer dip, the women in his life are ooh-ing and ah-ing over David’s half-naked body, then he looks in the mirror and doesn’t realise how handsome the man staring back at him truly is.

Fortunately, not every guy Ryan has to hear about has perfect underwear …