Katy Perry wants to see Ryan in Laker colours

Oh Ryan … don’t listen to Katy! In fact, step away now before she reels you in. She’s smart, she’s talented, she’s naughty, and you must never, ever listen to anything she wants you to do. It’ll only end in tears of laughter. Simon would call her a naughty little minx! She’s the sort of girl your mom would tell you not to take candy from. It’s time to borrow some British reserve and ask yourself: “what would Simon do?”

But, it may be too late. A terrible thing happened on twitter last night: Katy wants to wear Daisy Dukes and a bikini, as per the California Gurls in her current single, to her interview … so long as Ryan does too!

I’ll show up in daisy dukes & a bikini on top 4 tomorrows interview w/ryanseacrest IF HE DOES. You want 2 see this mess happen? RETWEET!less than a minute ago via web

what colors RT @katyperry: I’ll show up in daisy dukes & bikini top 4 tomorrows interview w/ryanseacrest IF HE DOES. Want 2 see happen? RT!less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Could you imagine anything worse? Other than it actually happening and Sadao not sharing it with the world.

Interesting that Katy would use the British spelling of colors in her second tweet … hang on … is it actually Russell who’s fantasizing about Ryan in hot pants?