Idol: Top 16 recap
Ryan found an empty seat at the judging table to welcome viewers to the show. No, Simon wasn’t still outside after sneaking a last-minute cigarette; he was seated in his usual spot … and so was Ellen as she made herself comfortable in Simon’s lap and smooched his cheek, acting oblivious to the cameras. Having a woman in his lap seems to be a new trend for Simon.
Ryan: Say hi to Randy … this is Kara … and this is something we should know about!
Simon: This is quite uncomfortable.
Ellen: My god! I didn’t know we’d started, I’m so sorry!
Ryan said, “everything is riding on these performances tonight,” as the camera cut to a shot of the guys sitting at the side of the stage. Alex Lambert was up late rehearsing if his yawn was any indication, and Lee Dewyze looked as though he had just remembered he’d been told to pull his pants up before getting on stage this week. Ryan let Simon ramble about this being a bad week to go, then pointed out that he’d already said the same thing, “…so the stakes are high?” “Highest they’ve ever been.” “I think I said it simply.” “But I said it with believability!” “Exactly.” Simon looked as though he’d lost sight of who was ahead in their exchange as Ryan introduced Katie Stevens, gave him a pat on the shoulders, and disappeared off set.
