Giuliana's dress continues to wreak havoc

On today’s radio show, Ryan had Ellen read out a story from Mike Walker of the National Enquirer about how Ryan had raved about the accuracy of his recent story about Guiliana keeping Ryan waiting while she fiddled with her hair extensions, and Ryan telling her that her dress had actually damaged TV cameras, costing the network six figures and knocking out the TV feed to Asia.

Ryan got Giuliana on the phone to talk about it some more, and even brought Brian the engineer into the conversation as Giuliana has spoken to other people at E! and doesn’t believe that her dress damaged cameras, even though the knock-on effects are still ongoing — it’s now affecting the clocks in the studio.

Giuliana is holding firm in her love of the shiny, so between Giuliana’s high-glitz-fashion, Brian’s dead pixels, Ryan’s anatomical clocks, and the butterfly effect, it would seem we’re all doomed.